Rickenbacker 4001-A Christmas Tale 1978 Fireglo

‘Twas the night before Christmas.

and all you could see

was the gleam of the crescent wave underneath the tree.

It couldn’t be just anyone, any-who or the other

It had to be just the right year, condition, and color.

Something that will take you back in time would be great 76, 77-oh, I know, 78.

That year you recall had just the right touch: the high gains, triangle inlays, ric-o-sound, and such. The condition you mentioned has got to be clean to ensure every nuance of your rock-n-roll dream.

So tonight, remind her over those roasted Yule tide nuts, that you’ve been good this year, no ifs and or buts.

And furthermore, I say you should be so bold and let us forgo that sack of coal. If you didn’t get what you wanted and your stomach’s in knots, do stop by for a beer and a shot.

What time do you say, let’s say 10 o’clock, and to all a Merry Christmas and let there be rock.